But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I hate all girls vehemently.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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