I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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