Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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