I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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