Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Less talking, more tequila
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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