weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
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