Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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