grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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