so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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