this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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