super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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