We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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