can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
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