Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
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