5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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