did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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