The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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