dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I wish my new phone didn't autocorrect so well. People will never experience the magic of my drunk texts because they think I'm making a coherent statement.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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