i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Randomize
