Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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