Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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