Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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