god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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