if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
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