i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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