All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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