google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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