Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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