Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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