Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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