so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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