I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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