Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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