I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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