I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Randomize
