we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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