so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
is it fun? or sober?
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Randomize
