Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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