So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Drunk is a universal language darling
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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