Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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