question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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