question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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