Three words: puerto rican gang bang
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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