thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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