It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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