you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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