I feel like abortions should bother me more
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
