is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
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