I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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