Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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